Back to DeFuture!

By: Diane Roberts

Outlets: Florida Phoenix

Published: April 6, 2026

Words: 1,522

Last Updated: 3 months, 3 weeks ago

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Run, Ron, run!

Seriously Dude, run for president in ’28.

A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

You broke hearts back in ’24 when you dropped out after the Iowa Caucuses: You tried so hard and came so close!

OK, so you actually came a distant second to the Current Occupant, but those good farm folk did not then realize he’d let Pete Hegseth go play with the Pentagon’s cool death toys in …

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