Commentary: Here are the messes the next Florida governor needs to clean up

By: Craig Pittman

Outlets: Florida Phoenix

Published: November 5, 2026

Words: 2,159

Last Updated: 4 days, 18 hours ago

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Dear Governor-elect Donalds:

Congrats on your historic win! Feel free to continue celebrating for (checks watch) the next 24 hours. Then you better buckle up.

What’s that, sir? What am I holding?

Oh, this is your official Gubernatorial Mop and Bucket.

Turns out being governor of Florida these days is like being the new janitor at the elementary school. There are LOTS of nasty messes you need to clean up.

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