Florida’s leaders see terrorists behind every bush

By: Diane Roberts

Outlets: Florida Phoenix

Published: April 20, 2026

Words: 1,291

Last Updated: 3 months, 1 week ago

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Rejoice, Florida: Domestic terrorism is about to be terrorized, thanks to a terrific team headed by our triumphant governor, the talented Cabinet, and our tough law enforcement hombres.

The state — indeed, the nation — is riddled with no-goodniks determined to damage the domestic tranquility of normal citizens and upset regular folks. Maybe even make them somewhat uncomfortable.

This is the United States: We want things to be nice and not weird or scary.

We …

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