Foolish legislators decide Florida Forever means ‘Florida Never’

By: Craig Pittman

Outlets: Florida Phoenix

Published: March 5, 2026

Words: 2,178

Last Updated: 6 days, 1 hour ago

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Officials in Florida — a state with a 500-year-old Spanish name — recently announced that they would require everyone taking a driving test to do so in English only. I wish the folks in charge would also require the Legislature to speak that language.

Right now, our fine lawmakers are doing something incredibly dopey. I know that’s not surprising, given that this is a legislative body that once accidentally outlawed sex. What they’re …

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