Our leaders look to the past, but it’s not a pretty picture

By: Diane Roberts

Outlets: Florida Phoenix

Published: March 9, 2026

Words: 1,104

Last Updated: 1 day, 12 hours ago

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Tired of Black people thinking their lives matter? Sick of hearing Spanish every time you’re in a Miami restaurant? Annoyed by uppity women asserting their so-called rights, gay types flaunting themselves by getting married and taking out mortgages, unwashed tree-huggers trying to stop righteous sprawl, and Marxist high school teachers making kids study pornographic Shakespeare plays?

Generally fed up with the 21st century?

Florida is here for you!

This state will take you back …

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